Poll
Have you seen my car keys?
Yes
No

Votes: 23 Comments: 0
Results : Vote Link : Polls
Please...No mo po's (2.00 / 6)

...until September, No Mo Po's.


by Lieber on Wed Aug 06, 2008 at 04:44:58 PM EST

Re: McCain up 11 in Gallup Minutely Tracking Poll! (2.00 / 9)

Can you convert all those time measurements into the galactic standard, Total Nanoseconds per unit Micron since the big bang, corrected for the Red Shift and Dark matter constants?

My I-phone has one of those new digital read-out clocks, trying to convert now, before the Vogon Constructor fleet arrives....


On Nov 4th, Barack Obama officially ends the Southern Strategy....
by WashStateBlue on Wed Aug 06, 2008 at 04:47:07 PM EST

Re: McCain up 11 in Gallup Minutely Tracking Poll! (2.00 / 4)

Fine bit of snark.  Well done!


I'm as strong as a bull moose, and you can use me to the limit. - Teddy Roosevelt
by fogiv on Wed Aug 06, 2008 at 04:57:17 PM EST

Re: McCain up 11 in Gallup Minutely Tracking Poll! (1.00 / 6)

When we people get good news, everyone wants to hear it. When its bad, people here start whining.

This guy is weak. Lots of sleepless nights until November.

No excuses. If you can't blow out a Republican in this historical anti-GOP, anti-Bush climate, either you have a big big problem and/or your supporters who chose this guy are clueless.

Keep the news coming! This is a free country.

No double standards. If the left wing Liberal base screwed up in their fanatic support of this guy, we all want to know.


by labanman on Wed Aug 06, 2008 at 05:08:52 PM EST

Re: McCain up 11 in Gallup Minutely Tracking Poll! (2.00 / 6)

Jesus, do you show up at Monty Python Movies and start lecturing on Malthusian Economic theory?

Newly born Republics don't get, when they start to embrace the Party of Cheney, their sense of humor and irony shrinks to the size of Dick's ethics. It's the dark secret of Big-Kitty Land!

Don't worry, after Obama is elected, there will be recover centers for you folks.

It might take a lot of therapy and group work, but maybe someday your sense of humor may return.


On Nov 4th, Barack Obama officially ends the Southern Strategy....
by WashStateBlue on Wed Aug 06, 2008 at 05:16:07 PM EST
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Re: McCain up 11 in Gallup Minutely Tracking Poll! (2.00 / 5)

Thanks for your concern, but I think the fact that a black man with a funny name who is a member of a party that hasn't held the presidency for 8 years and who had to fight an excruciatingly long battle to defeat the biggest political machine this side of the isle is winning in 99% of all polls taken since he clinched the nomination.

And, even though McCain is not a Maverick, he is perceived by some as an independent minded person who bucks his party. He is a war hero, vietnam vet who has been a celebrity in this country for 25 years.

And yet McCain still can't get past 41% in almost every poll.

So yeah, I think the point is that any of this "why isn't Obama winning by MORE" concern is a bullshit meme started by the Corporate Conglomerate Media and parroted by mindless sheep who have it in their interest to sew discontent and nervousness among Democrats.

In other words, you fail.


Two riders were approaching......the wind begins to howl!
by John in Chicago on Thu Aug 07, 2008 at 03:18:42 PM EST
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Spread John McCain's official talking points (2.00 / 1)

-- and you could win valuable prizes!


by Glaurung on Thu Aug 07, 2008 at 06:17:35 PM EST
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Re: Spread John McCain's official talking points (none / 0)

Perfect,

this should be the stock answer for all trolls.


by holder on Thu Aug 07, 2008 at 08:13:44 PM EST
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this should be the stock answer for all trolls. (none / 0)

I've already used it.


by Glaurung on Thu Aug 07, 2008 at 09:19:16 PM EST
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Re: McCain up 11 in Gallup Minutely Tracking Poll! (2.00 / 3)

you sir, are too good. too gooooood.


by alyssa chaos on Wed Aug 06, 2008 at 05:43:50 PM EST

Re: McCain up 11 in Gallup Minutely Tracking Poll! (2.00 / 2)

Very, Very Funny. This should help put do rest all those "psycho" diaries that claiming the sky is falling, the sky is falling.


by venician on Thu Aug 07, 2008 at 02:35:45 PM EST

Oh, the sky IS falling, but... (2.00 / 1)

...Obama will be alright anyway.

Just make sure not to wear leather shoes, as you'll never get the sky off of them.


by Lieber on Thu Aug 07, 2008 at 03:03:31 PM EST
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Re: Oh, the sky IS falling, but... (2.00 / 2)

You know what concerns me the most?  On the poll data chart you provided, only 1 out of 4 columns  is blue, while the other 3 columns are red.  That poll is terrible for Obama, egad!!!


by KLRinLA on Thu Aug 07, 2008 at 06:34:27 PM EST
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Re: McCain up 11 in Gallup Minutely Tracking Poll! (2.00 / 2)

What are car keys?  And... hey!  Get off my lawn!!


by TL on Thu Aug 07, 2008 at 04:25:04 PM EST

John! You're online! Congrats! (2.00 / 1)


by Lieber on Thu Aug 07, 2008 at 04:57:01 PM EST
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New York? Those numbers can't be right.... (2.00 / 2)

Hey, that table can't be right.

A nice old lady named Harriet told me McCain was going to win New York?

Ok, she wasn't so nice, she seemed a little drunk and she kept asking if I had seen her 17 cats around here someplace....


On Nov 4th, Barack Obama officially ends the Southern Strategy....
by WashStateBlue on Thu Aug 07, 2008 at 04:40:12 PM EST

I'm betting those cats have my car keys as well. (2.00 / 1)


by Lieber on Thu Aug 07, 2008 at 04:59:09 PM EST
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Typical (2.00 / 2)

Blame the cats.  It's always the cats.


by UrbanRedneck on Thu Aug 07, 2008 at 05:19:07 PM EST
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Re: Typical (2.00 / 1)

I'm a dog person myself....


On Nov 4th, Barack Obama officially ends the Southern Strategy....
by WashStateBlue on Thu Aug 07, 2008 at 06:07:11 PM EST
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your diaries crack me up. (2.00 / 2)

when are we going to get another lobster snark diary?


"Democracy! Bah! When I hear that I reach for my feather Boa!" Allen Ginsberg
by canadian gal on Thu Aug 07, 2008 at 06:23:10 PM EST

It's like the terror alert color code! (2.00 / 1)

This is my favorite diary of the week.

I think Lieber should give us a new doom and gloom quotient on a daily basis, kind of like the terror alert color code!


On Nov 4th, Barack Obama officially ends the Southern Strategy....
by WashStateBlue on Thu Aug 07, 2008 at 06:26:49 PM EST

It's GREEN. No BLUE. Now its YELLOW. (2.00 / 1)

(Oh, you've SO given me my next diary. THANK YOU!)


by Lieber on Thu Aug 07, 2008 at 06:37:10 PM EST
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